1.告诉桃花不用开了，请发财树开一下。
Tell the peach blossom not to open, please open the wealth tree
2.最近的状态：思钱想厚。
Recent status: think money think thick
3.但凡我有点本事，也不会一点本事都没有。
If I had any skill, I wouldn't have none
4.单休也配叫休息嘛那叫喘口气。
A single break is also called a break
5.我的减肥方法：许愿。
My Diet: make a wish
6.如果十年后你末娶，我末嫁，那我们太惨了，真的太惨了。
If you do not marry ten years later, I do not marry, then we are too miserable, really too miserable
7.我的愿望只有四个字：不劳而获。
My wish has only four words: Get Something for nothing
8.夜深了，我翻开一本书盖在了泡面上。
Late at night, I opened a book and covered it with instant noodles
9.什么是自律，坚持不律也是一种自律。
What is self-discipline, adhere to non-discipline is also a kind of self-discipline
10.别人赌气是不吃饭，你赌气是吃两碗饭。
Others are angry not to eat, you are angry to eat two bowls of rice
11.我在努力和摆烂中选择了努力摆烂。
I am in the effort and put the choice to put the effort to put the rotten
12.早点睡0.3W的工资在等着我。
0.3 W salary is waiting for me
